Hey, if you insist... [Jail straightens up from her usual casual sprawl, sitting properly in her chair, and clears her throat as she speaks with a mock-professional tone.]
So, as you may have noticed, the world has a lot of stuff. I like my stuff, and I keep most of it here. Current projections from all known reputable sources, and also me, suggest that at this rate, there will be no world, and therefore also way less stuff.
In conclusion, vote Jailbreak 2kforever.
[She relaxes back into a boneless slouch and chuckles.]
Seriously, you think I wanna outrun the apocalypse? Might be able to, sure, but God what a pain. Scrambling just to get the fuck outta dodge and losing out on so much fun shit in the bargain. Rather head that one off at the pass before Earth gets fucked up enough that we stop having stuff like the Louvre and ladies' night at Tequila Dave's.
[Two human institutions clearly equal in their contributions to art and culture.]
Nightfall's coming and I don't wanna die. That's the long and short of it. [She shrugs.] Sometimes looking out for number one means looking out for numbers two through fifty, so you can all gang up on number fifty-one for trying to, y'know, end the mcfucking world. It's a decent strategy.
[Well, he wanted to avoid idealism. Unless overwhelming selfishness counts as an ideal, that probably fits the bill.]
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So, as you may have noticed, the world has a lot of stuff. I like my stuff, and I keep most of it here. Current projections from all known reputable sources, and also me, suggest that at this rate, there will be no world, and therefore also way less stuff.
In conclusion, vote Jailbreak 2kforever.
[She relaxes back into a boneless slouch and chuckles.]
Seriously, you think I wanna outrun the apocalypse? Might be able to, sure, but God what a pain. Scrambling just to get the fuck outta dodge and losing out on so much fun shit in the bargain. Rather head that one off at the pass before Earth gets fucked up enough that we stop having stuff like the Louvre and ladies' night at Tequila Dave's.
[Two human institutions clearly equal in their contributions to art and culture.]
Nightfall's coming and I don't wanna die. That's the long and short of it. [She shrugs.] Sometimes looking out for number one means looking out for numbers two through fifty, so you can all gang up on number fifty-one for trying to, y'know, end the mcfucking world. It's a decent strategy.
[Well, he wanted to avoid idealism. Unless overwhelming selfishness counts as an ideal, that probably fits the bill.]