That's why I said your face is like that, not that it fucking is that. Simile, not a metaphor. Shit you'd maybe know if your creepy beastie didn't apparently eat books.

[He definitely feels like the life is being stolen from him more as each second passes. Oh well. A reminder to study...]

Hey, you don't even have midterms, do you? [who makes a ghost take tests] What're you doing over here?