( AU planning comment! Currently bullshitting a lot of MCU-related stuff for purposes of TDM, but absolutely nothing is set in stone until the app happens. )
B
[ Being back in school - any school - after the last month or so is. Kind of insane? Doubly insane given how fancy all this stuff is, and how quick everything happened. He'd thought being recruited by a senior Hunter in NYC had been bonkers enough, and then the Outlands misadventure had happened, and now -- he's pretty sure there's been some mistake? Like, on a cosmic level if not an actual literal level.
Breathe, Parker, god. He looks a lot like he might bug out (ha ha) at any second here. His spider seer senses are going nuts given all the supernatural abilities around him. Somehow, he manages to grab food (it doesn't seem to matter what kind, just a LOT of it) and shove himself down at a table. ]
Did anyone read books like this as a kid? I feel like I'm about to get sorted into Griffindorms or something.
[ Says the definitely-still-a-kid-fifteen-year-old. ]
C
[ Well this is awkward. Peter is ... trying to play along with the ice breaker games, but. The whole "guess what's on the index card stuck to your face" thing is a lot less fun when the card is literally stuck. And won't come off. Peter struggles with it, but he's just getting it more sticky at this point. ]
Oh come on, I thought I was over this part of the job.
Peter Parker
UN: ohgodmorespiders
STATUS: Student (Sophomore-ish)
ACCOLADES: Are we seriously supposed to post our own? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't think anyone actually cares about getting an award in chemistry at a school like this.
BIO: Hey, um. I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you? Oh man I'm bad at profiles that don't involve, like, tumblr gifs or movie quotes. The coolest thing I've done recently is like. Smuggle in a Lego kit. (It's pretty awesome at least??)
Peter Parker / Spider-Man | MCU (OTA)
B
[ Being back in school - any school - after the last month or so is. Kind of insane? Doubly insane given how fancy all this stuff is, and how quick everything happened. He'd thought being recruited by a senior Hunter in NYC had been bonkers enough, and then the Outlands misadventure had happened, and now -- he's pretty sure there's been some mistake? Like, on a cosmic level if not an actual literal level.
Breathe, Parker, god. He looks a lot like he might bug out (ha ha) at any second here. His spider seer senses are going nuts given all the supernatural abilities around him. Somehow, he manages to grab food (it doesn't seem to matter what kind, just a LOT of it) and shove himself down at a table. ]
Did anyone read books like this as a kid? I feel like I'm about to get sorted into Griffindorms or something.
[ Says the definitely-still-a-kid-fifteen-year-old. ]
C
[ Well this is awkward. Peter is ... trying to play along with the ice breaker games, but. The whole "guess what's on the index card stuck to your face" thing is a lot less fun when the card is literally stuck. And won't come off. Peter struggles with it, but he's just getting it more sticky at this point. ]
Oh come on, I thought I was over this part of the job.
UN: ohgodmorespiders
ACCOLADES: Are we seriously supposed to post our own? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't think anyone actually cares about getting an award in chemistry at a school like this.
BIO: Hey, um. I'm Peter Parker. Nice to meet you? Oh man I'm bad at profiles that don't involve, like, tumblr gifs or movie quotes. The coolest thing I've done recently is like. Smuggle in a Lego kit. (It's pretty awesome at least??)
(( OOC: I marginally prefer brackets, but only by like. 1% maybe. Please feel free to respond in prose if that's your jam. ))