[ ...Really, Kano? Maybe she should have beat his ass after all, but if he's asking for something only she would know— ]
One time you wet the bed in the middle of the night, and you told everybody that Ellie did it after she had a bad dream. When she found out what you said, she chased you down and clobbered you for it.
[ She recites this highly embarrassing fact about him like how one might describe the weather, giving him a sidelong look the entire time. No one else here would have known about that, but they sure will now if they're listening. Hopefully he was in the mood for being embarrassed, rip his dignity. ]
totally making this up on the fly let me know if it doesn't work
One time you wet the bed in the middle of the night, and you told everybody that Ellie did it after she had a bad dream. When she found out what you said, she chased you down and clobbered you for it.
[ She recites this highly embarrassing fact about him like how one might describe the weather, giving him a sidelong look the entire time. No one else here would have known about that, but they sure will now if they're listening. Hopefully he was in the mood for being embarrassed, rip his dignity. ]