[The Youkai of Boundaries has been known to have a bit of a playful disposition. She has also been known to cheat wildly. Which is why all over campus, portals filled with purple, eldritch eyes have been opening all over, and ejecting live salmon at people. What fun! At least the fish are free and fresh. It is not entirely clear if she understands the full purpose of this game.]
E. Wildcard, Teacher Edition
[Professor Yakumo's specialty was Outland Cosmology and Outland Species, but as a teacher she was decidedly... less than reliable. It is not uncommon for her to fail to show up to class. Normally, students feel it is their right to leave class if the professor has not arrived within 15 minutes, but Professor Yakumo has circumvented this with a simple rule - attendance is mandatory for your grade and if she doesn't arrive within 5 minutes, someone needs to check her office and wake her up. Unfair? Absolutely, but Professor Yakumo does not even pretend to care. Today, you are the lucky student to come find her, and, as usual, she's asleep in her office - in an ornate bed that she somehow managed to make fit in the space. Better get this over with so we can get to class.]
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[The Youkai of Boundaries has been known to have a bit of a playful disposition. She has also been known to cheat wildly. Which is why all over campus, portals filled with purple, eldritch eyes have been opening all over, and ejecting live salmon at people. What fun! At least the fish are free and fresh. It is not entirely clear if she understands the full purpose of this game.]
E. Wildcard, Teacher Edition
[Professor Yakumo's specialty was Outland Cosmology and Outland Species, but as a teacher she was decidedly... less than reliable. It is not uncommon for her to fail to show up to class. Normally, students feel it is their right to leave class if the professor has not arrived within 15 minutes, but Professor Yakumo has circumvented this with a simple rule - attendance is mandatory for your grade and if she doesn't arrive within 5 minutes, someone needs to check her office and wake her up. Unfair? Absolutely, but Professor Yakumo does not even pretend to care. Today, you are the lucky student to come find her, and, as usual, she's asleep in her office - in an ornate bed that she somehow managed to make fit in the space. Better get this over with so we can get to class.]