Fishes

[Ienzo really, really does not like this prank. The only fish he likes is a cooked one.

This does not, however, stop him from taking the paper fish off his back when he feels someone come up behind him and grabbing their wrist in the same motion.]

You know, I read once that April Fools began as a joke at the expense of people who celebrated the near years in late March and early April. Other people think it may have something to do with Chaucer or even the Bible, but--

[You prank him, you get a lecture. Try and break free if you want?]

Cleaning

[He may not be moving, but it feels like everyone else in the building is. He doesn't even have all that much cleaning to do!

This is a lie. Anyone passing by Ienzo's open door will notice the piles of books, overflowing trash bin, and remains of three six packs of assorted caffeinated drinks scattered about his room. They will also notice that Ienzo is bent over one of his assorted spellbooks with the remains of a laptop scattered about in front of him.

No, he hasn't slept. Maybe someone should help him.]

Vacation

I have papers to write and spells to copy. I'd like to visit the States, but I don't think I have time for that.