So I feel I would be remiss if I didn't suggest this giant gangly feral weirdo do something with Phil- the basic idea is that he's been told by the forces of fate to be a hero (via a handy dandy primordial magical item called the Hero Medal that has chosen many heroes throughout history) and the stress has given him a stomach ulcer because if he's the hero everyone is doomed because he's a garbage child who hates himself and also heroism is dumb, he just wants to live.

Exactly the sort of guy who needs a trainer to be harsh on him if you ask me.

I also play Mario who has been all around the Outlands being heroic for a little less than 100 years and for some reason, my immediate thought is a sort of 'urgh THIS guy' reaction to the moustached man who embodies heroism who seemingly has everything fall into his lap.